Friday, June 3, 2011

Here goes nothing!!!


    Well I was supposed to post this last night but I was out of my mind and had to walk away. So ya here goes better late than never.Ok well since this whole cleanse thing was my brilliant idea I suppose I should write something. At this point I feel like shit so bear with me. Along with that this is my first blog so you are forewarned. My body is detoxing and I am not a writer. Anyway so my LP (life partner) and I are always coming up with random things we want to try out. I don’t normally think the idea’s through, but hey what you can do. My LP on the other hand tends to think about all the (what if’s) unless, like in this case, she is in denial that we are even going to attempt the latest idea. This whole cleanse thing started because I am sick of feeling like shit!!! I quit smoking almost a year ago. It will be a year August 9th, yaaaaaaaaaa me!!! Well in the midst of quitting smoking I gained wait ya ya I know this is normal and tends to happen, but I am over it and If I gain one more pound I may lose my frigin mind. My vanity is starting to rear its ugly head and I need to nip this fat thing in the bud. Also I just feel like crap most of the time and I know I should not, I am only 31. Along with that I don’t sleep well, and tend to flood my blood stream with as much coffee and sugar that I can first thing in the morning.  I tend to quit the coffee thing about noon and hit a low about 2 or 3 in the afternoon and dose up with some more sugar. I am a sugar addict!!! I could eat cake for breakfast, pie for lunch and ice cream for dinner and have a couple cookies for snacks in between. This is horrible for me I know; which Is why really I am not shocked that I have now gained 20 lbs and feel like crap 98% of the time. Ok so there was a time where I felt good, looked good, and was just all around healthy. I have learned that my body operates best on a vegan diet. I have gone back and forth from vegan, vegetarian, and the I don’t give a shit what I eat diet for many years. I have been telling myself that I will start eating the way my body wants me to soon.Well as most of us know that will always happen tomorrow and then tomorrow again and so forth. Well I am finally taking the plunge and I am draggin my LP with me because that just makes it more fun, gotta have someone in the trenches with ya and well that’s why we are LP’s because we follow the other through the trenches even when we don’t want to. The cleanse we are doing is the one by Kathy Freston it’s her book called The Quantum Wellness Cleanse. The main jist is you cut out caffeine, sugar, gluten, animal products, and alcohol. So ya, there ya have it the makings for a crazy person. I no longer have any vices and I will now be officially faced with having to stare down my demons. At the moment the sugar demon is putting up a good fight. I have had to tell it no and put it in its place more times than I can remember today. I have a screaming headache and have had it since about noon. I feel foggy and sort of out of my body, I have no patience for jack, exhaustion never left me this morning and yes I would love some cheese with my wine BECAUSE I CAN’T HAVE EITHER RIGHT NOW!!! Ok done bitchin I know I did this to myself so I am going to go escape into some black dagger brotherhood (a great book series of hot vampire warriors with smoldering sex scenes) and hope I don’t wake up with a head ache. 
Cross your fingers,
Myra

Thursday, June 2, 2011

21 Day Cleanse... no meat, dairy, sugar, gluten... NO CAFFEINE? no life... day 1

Hi,
My name is Rae and this is a joint Blog between Best Friends.  We are always coming up with ideas we want to try, but wont do alone... The other is usually taken along kicking and screaming...  We started this Blog so we had a place to vent our feelings and make fun of each other while we jump on each others crazy trains.
Um.... well....  To be honest, as I sit here trying to decide what to write about who I am am what we are doing, all I can do is think about food and coffee!  Why?  Well apparently I am a food/caffeine addict, who knew?  Well, I did, but that is so besides the point...  Instead of writing my "Hi this is who I am and why we started this joint blog", I am going to have to just get into it... because my brain is mush and I can't concentrate and I am hungry damnit!  I doubt I can write a coherent sentence let alone spell worth a damn... but this isn't about that....
It all started when my very crazy best friend watched this equally crazy woman on Oprah who helped her staff go on this cleanse for 7 days.  They cannot have any meat, sugar, dairy, caffeine or gluten for the cleanse.  She watches as these people have chefs making their meals in a Harpo studios, and they get these great gift bags from Kashi for home use and off they go... 7 days, no big deal...  right?  Now flash forward to "my reality"...  She wants us to DO IT TOGETHER... but not for the 7 days, but the full 21 days as the book describes.  I do NOT have a chef... I am the chef... and I do not know what kashi foods were in those bags, but everything my local store has by kashi, has either sugar, dairy, or wheat in it!  Seriously... I am past the lunch mark, and I am hungry, and finally my coffee withdrawal headache has arrived.   I had oatmeal for breakfast with blueberries, and for lunch rice crackers with Adams natural peanut butter & an avocado.  I have other fruit and some raw nuts, but honestly I am afraid if I keep eating the fruit I will be in the bathroom all night!  And nuts do the same...  These people who decide to live their whole lives like this must have stock in the TP industry... for real!
I am hoping over the next few days I can get some better food choices, but for now I am stuck with what I have.  I live in a podunk town with limited choices.  If I don't get to a whole foods this weekend for some food on the list not to mention a loaf of damn bread that qualifies under this restricted list, I may just eat my hand.  As for exercising, I will go with HELL NO... until this headache is done with me, I will be lucky to just get my daily work done and mother my kiddos... I don't know if meds are OK or not, but at this point, Advil here I come...

I feel as if I should be reciting the Lord's Prayer or some shit... I need strength for sure, because my house is full of everything I cannot have and this sucks.

Until next time,
Rae